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kathierif_ficTitle: Blowjob
Author: Kathie
Fandom: CSI:NY. No comment, please. I know I'm pathetic.
Rating: FRT-13
Pairing: Implied Mac/Don/Danny
Summary: So, why is it called Blowjob? A drunken conversation...
Author's Note: Yeah, I got over my little freakout, and promptly returned to CSI:NY. I would rant a little why that is very pathetic, but then the A/Ns would get longer than the drabble.
"Why is it called a blowjob?" Stella asked and took another sip of her drink. "You don't blow, do you?"
Danny and Don shared a brief look. "Not that I'm not curious, Stel -" Don said and leaned forwards, steadying himself against the edge of the table, "- but we were talking about...about paperwork."
"Why were we talking about paperwork?" Danny interrupted and frowned.
"Because of Mac," Stella said and grinned. "And why is it called a blowjob? You tell me."
"Because...because..." Danny started, and shrugged. "Suckjob probably sounds odd?" he then offered. "Unless you have a special technique you'd like to share with us?"
"Paperwork," Don muttered and shook his head. "Where is the connection of a blowjob and paperwork?"
"Everything's connected," Stella giggled. "Didn't Mac tell you?" She looked into her now empty glass. "I bet Hawkes knows."
"Or Mac," Danny grinned. "Mac knows everything."
"Not everything," Stella disagreed and grinned at them. "If he knew everything, he'd be here, not in his office doing his paperwork." Her grin widened. "And then you could share your special technique with the rest of us..."
Author: Kathie
Fandom: CSI:NY. No comment, please. I know I'm pathetic.
Rating: FRT-13
Pairing: Implied Mac/Don/Danny
Summary: So, why is it called Blowjob? A drunken conversation...
Author's Note: Yeah, I got over my little freakout, and promptly returned to CSI:NY. I would rant a little why that is very pathetic, but then the A/Ns would get longer than the drabble.
"Why is it called a blowjob?" Stella asked and took another sip of her drink. "You don't blow, do you?"
Danny and Don shared a brief look. "Not that I'm not curious, Stel -" Don said and leaned forwards, steadying himself against the edge of the table, "- but we were talking about...about paperwork."
"Why were we talking about paperwork?" Danny interrupted and frowned.
"Because of Mac," Stella said and grinned. "And why is it called a blowjob? You tell me."
"Because...because..." Danny started, and shrugged. "Suckjob probably sounds odd?" he then offered. "Unless you have a special technique you'd like to share with us?"
"Paperwork," Don muttered and shook his head. "Where is the connection of a blowjob and paperwork?"
"Everything's connected," Stella giggled. "Didn't Mac tell you?" She looked into her now empty glass. "I bet Hawkes knows."
"Or Mac," Danny grinned. "Mac knows everything."
"Not everything," Stella disagreed and grinned at them. "If he knew everything, he'd be here, not in his office doing his paperwork." Her grin widened. "And then you could share your special technique with the rest of us..."