Getting run over by a Space Porsche

Title: Four-Leaf Clover
Author: kathierif_fic
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: either gen or a very gen-ish OT4)
Rating: FRT-13
Disclaimer: This is a transformative fanwork. Not mine. No profit. No complete sentences. See fic for that.
Summary: Rodney finds a four-leaf clover. Ronon and Teyla's reactions are...unexpected.
A/Ns: fills the "four-leaf clover" square on my cottoncandy bingo card. Thankalot to ginny305 who is the best friend one can imagine <3. Over here, four-leaf clover is supposed to bring luck and therefore, it's on sale in a lot of places for the New Year's Eve.

( four-leaf clover. )

Title: Falling (With Style)
Author: Kathie
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: none
Rating: FRT
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: "Great," Rodney griped. "How are we supposed to get down there without breaking all our necks?"
A/Ns: Written as part of ginny305 and mine "2 authors 1 prompt" challenge, the prompt was "Falling with style". You should go to ginnys_fic and read her fic, too! 441 words.

( falling (with style). )

Title: Sleeping Beauty
Author: Kathie
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: Not mine, not true, blah.
Rating: FRT
Pairing: none
Summary: One upon a time, there lived a king named Jack
Warnings: AU bordering on crack
Word Count: 909
A/Ns: written for au_bingo prompt Fantasy and Supernatural: Fairy Tale.

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Title: What Do You See If You Turn Off The Light
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard/Ronon Dex
Word Count: 16,231 words
Rating: FRAO
Warnings: slash, vampires, werewolves, AU
Summary: Getting bitten by a werewolf is bad enough, but it gets worse when living on a planet with five moons.
Author’s notes: Written for werewolfbigbang. This is a sequel to Get By With A Little Help, my vampirebigbang fic. All you need to know from that one is that John Sheppard is a vampire.
Title is a line from The Beatles’ “With A Little Help From My Friends”.
Millions of thanks to the usual help to ginny305.
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Title: Get By With A Little Help
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: vague hints of John Sheppard/Ronon Dex, even less hints of John Sheppard/Teyla Emmagan
Word Count: 13,944 words
Rating: FRT-13
Warnings: blood, AU, hints of slash and het
Beta: ginny305
Artist: davincis_girl
Summary: John Sheppard never thought he’d end up living in another galaxy, and he’d never thought that he would ever get bitten by a vampire and turned. But both happen, and while he is happy with the first, he’s struggling with the second and all its repercussions: a bad sun allergy, a weird diet, and pointy teeth.
Author’s notes: written for vampirebigbang. Flowers, chocolate and a fluffy kitten for ginny305, for betaing this and for being an awesome friend, and of course to the awesome davincis_girl for her incredible artwork! Thank you!
Title is a line from The Beatles’ “With A Little Help From My Friends”.


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Title: Made for Walking
Author: kathierif_fic
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagan
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit.
Warnings: het. Shoe fetish.
Word Count: 1795
Summary: It's supposed to be a simple go-into-the-temple-beg-the-gods-rescue mission...but before they can do that, Teyla has to get dressed as one of these priestesses.
Author’s Notes: Written for kink_bingo, for the foot/shoe fetish square.

( made for walking. )

Title: Not What It Looks Like
Author: Kathie
Fandom: Stargate:Atlantis
Rating: FRT-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, not true, not…anything?
Summary: The first time, Rodney managed to tell himself that it was just a hallucination.
Word count: 1957 words
Challenge:cliché_bingo, prompt: Elves
Author’s Notes: I had about five half-finished attempts for this one lying around and picked the one that I was the least satisfied with…ah well.

( not what it looks like. )

Title: Wordless
Author: Kathie
Fandom: Stargate:Atlantis
Pairing: OT4 – John Sheppard/Ronon Dex/Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagen
Rating: FRAO
Warnings: slash, het, freaky alien technology
Disclaimer: Not mine, not true, not…anything?
Summary: Another planet, another ritual – this time, the aliens think Sheppard lied to them and take the power of words from him…and his team helps him to get it back.
Word count: 3,134 words
Challenge: kink_bingo, prompt: gags
Author’s Notes: Shameless aliens-made-them-do-it-someone-watched-too-much-matrix-besides-my-student-passed-her-exam-and-I’m-very-proud-of-that-pwp. Unbetaed.

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