Getting run over by a Space Porsche

Title: The Third Wheel (sometimes it’s necessary)
Author: kathierif_fic
Title: Third Wheel (Sometimes, Three Is Better)
Author: kathierif_fic, for thebigbangjob
Beta(s): mer5 and ginny305 <3 <3 <3
Disclaimer This is a transformative fanwork and no money has been made of it.
Characters/Pairings: Hardison/Eliot, Eliot/Hardison/Parker
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Warnings/spoilers: graphic sex; very vague spoilers for season 4, in the way that it references particularly The Lonely Hearts Job and The Carnival Job.
Word Count: 14,240
Summary: It doesn’t matter what they try to get some time alone, they always get interrupted. Hardison starts to feel suspicious – not even Parker can be so oblivious as to what they are trying to do, or can she?
A/Ns This was written for the reverse big bang on thebigbangjob for the art made by terrorinyertub (here is the link to the artwork!).


( the third wheel (sometimes it’s necessary). )

Year: 2011

The A-Team (movieverse)

BBA FRM, BA/Face/Murdock. Summary: Just like a cheap Japanese porn movie. Written for kink_bingo.

Living the Dream FRM, Face/BA. Summary: There is something to this. Written for kink_bingo.

CSI:NY

Clean and New FRAO, Sheldon Hawkes/Don Flack. Summary: Sheldon's wet, cold and miserable. Don knows just what to do. Written for kink_bingo.

Come Undone FRAO, Sheldon Hawkes/Don Flack. Summary: "What you mean is - you don't want a cat, you want me to be your cat." Written for kink_bingo.

Crimefighters Origin FRT-13, gen. Summary: How it all began. For au_bingo.

Drunken Detective FRT-13, Mac Taylor/Don Flack/Danny Messer. Summary: Don and Danny. Drunk.

Hooking up FRT-13, Sheldon Hawkes/Don Flack. AU. Summary: "Dr. Hawkes? There's someone here to see you." For au_bingo.

Morning After FRT-13, Mac Taylor/Don Flack. Summary: Mac makes breakfast for Don after a late night out.

Nighttime Visitor FRM, Don Flack/Jessica Angell, Don Flack/Danny Messer. Summary: It was late at night, and someone was in his apartment. AU. For au_bingo.

Prayer FRAO, Sheldon Hawkes/Don Flack. Summary: Something about this reminds him of a church, without wanting to be disrespectful. Written for kink_bingo.

Rock'n'Roll FRT-13, gen, band!AU, Summary: "Not a good fit," Danny said. "We're a rock band, we don't do jazz, man." Written for au_bingo.

Sharing FRT-13, Mac Taylor/Danny Messer/Don Flack. Summary: Danny overestimates Lindsay's abilities as CSI, and it's up to his lovers to calm him down again.

Spider and Fly FRM, Sonny Sassone, gen. Summary: Sonny Sassone was on the run. Written for au_bingo.

Ten Minutes FRT-13, MDD. Summary: Don's in the hospital and he doesn't like it. Written for hc_bingo.

Wanted FRAO, Sheldon Hawkes/Don Flack. Warnings: might be constructed as a hint of consent issues, slash, breathplay. Summary: Sheldon doesn't know how Don does it. Written for kink_bingo.

Wiseman FRM, Sheldon Hawkes/Don Flack. Summary: “You're very smart. Very wise – and old.” Written for kink_bingo.

Falling Skies

No one you can save that can't be saved FRT-13, Tom Mason/OMC. The thing was, Tom thought, he was – he had been a history professor. He had been married, and he had three children. He had loved his job, he had loved his wife, and he loved his kids. He wouldn't be, and had never been, willing to risk losing any of the three cherished things in his life for that.
He was still in that mindset of a professor, which made him ignore any flirting directed at him. That was the only reason he could think of why he hadn't realized that someone was courting him. Written for rounds_of_kink.

Grimm

Breeding FRAO, Nick Burckhardt/Monroe. Summary: Knowing he can't get Nick pregnant doesn't stop Monroe from trying.

Freeze FRT-13, Nick/Monroe/Juliette. Summary: Nick gets cursed. For hc_bingo.

Hawaii 5-0/White Collar

Unpickable Bonds, FRT-13, Kono Kalakaua/Neal Caffrey. Summary: Kono promised to teach him how to surf, and Neal wanted to paint her. It's a normal morning after, except with less breakfast in bed and more murder and crime.

Hockey (RPS)

The Challenge FRT-13, Tomas Holmstrom/Nick Lidstrom/Chris Osgood. Summary: When Homer asked Chris for a favor, he did not expect to end up watching two werewolves fight. Warnings: AU Sequel to this

A Conversation FRT-13, Ryan Miller/Henrik Zetterberg. Summary: A conversation between two players on opposing teams.

Dragging you Down FRT-13, Darren Helm/Kris Draper. Summary: Helmer is looking for the perfect gift for Drapes, and Ozzie has just the right suggestion. Warnings: Crossdressing

For The Team FRT-13, Drew Miller/Todd Bertuzzi. Summary: A conversation before the game against the Sabres.

Helping Hands FRT-13, Pavel Datsyuk/Henrik Zetterberg. Summary: Not being able to use his right hand is more than just a minor annoyance.

Make Every Second Of It Count, FRM, gen. Summary: Nobody knows where they came from, or why, but they want one thing and they don't stop until they are dead or until they have it: brains. It's a fight for survival for a group of hockey players who don't have anything left to lose - or do they? Written for rpf_big_bang.

Out FRT-13, Henrik Lundqvist/Ryan Miller. Summary: Summary: “Why are there pictures of Henrik Lundqvist naked on your computer?”

Some Get Scared, Some Get Mad FRAO, Pavel Datsyuk/Tomas Holmstrom/Henrik Zetterberg. Summary: Some get scared and some get mad. Written for reallybigsticks.

Vacation FRT-13, Steve Yzerman/Brendan Shanahan. Summary: He would never admit it, but as August came to an end and September started to creep up to him, his eyes wandered more often than not to his phone, and he checked his e-mail account almost compulsively every hour or so.
He was waiting.

A Werewolf, a vampire and a wizard walk into a bar FRT-13, Tomas Holmstrom/Nick Lidstrom/Chris Osgood, AU. Summary: Three variations on a theme: A werewolf, a vampire and a wizard

Hockey/X-Men

Family Matters FRT-13, AU. Summary: A meeting late at night, and the realization that family always comes first

Inception/Supernatural/White Collar

Your Name In Blood Across the Heart FRT-13, Eames/Arthur. Summary: When rich art collectors are getting killed mysteriously in their sleep, Neal Caffrey knows exactly who can help with this case and calls Arthur and Eames. The problem is just that their killer is not exactly human...and it wants to kill Neal in his dreams. Written for xover_exchange.

Leverage

Anniversary FRT-13, gen. Summary: It was a special day - an anniversary. Warnings: AU, Death of a main character. Written for au_bingo.

Five Reasons to Stay FRT-13, Eliot/Hardison. Summary: Five reasons for Eliot to stay. For leverage500.

Floating in a most peculiar way FRM, Eliot/Hardison. Summary: A normal week on the good starship Leverage: the crew has just finished a job and all should be well, if Parker wasn’t acting strange - stranger than usual. Hardison investigates, but he did not expect what he found out (oh, hell, no.) Written for spacebigbang.

How to Pick a Lock FRAO, Hardison/Parker. Summary: Parker wants to teach Hardison something. Written for kink_bingo.

I Saw This In A Movie Once FRT-13, Eliot/Hardison. Summary: Hardison could swear that he'd seen this in a movie once, but he’s too busy with other things right now. Written for kink_bingo.

Predictable errors and no identity FRT-13, Parker/Hardison/Eliot. Summary: Two days after he lost the braces and glasses, Alec Hardison had found himself in the backroom of a dingy tattoo parlor. For au_bingo.

Serious FRAO, Eliot/Hardison/Parker. Summary: Eliot isn't taking this serious, which is probably a good thing. Written for kink_bingo.

The Losers (movieverse)

Fever Pitch FRM, Franklin Clay/Aisha Fadhil. Summary: When they were working, Clay was the boss. Written for
kink_bingo

Love, Never to be spoken of FRM, Jensen/Roque. Summary: For once, it wasn't his big mouth that had gotten him into hot water – but Jensen figures that this time, it can get him out of it. Written for rounds_of_kink.

Stargate: Atlantis

Falling With Style FRT, gen. Summary: "Great," Rodney griped. "How are we supposed to get down there without breaking all our necks?"

Like a good soldier FRM, Evan Lorne/John Sheppard. Summary: John Sheppard was special even among the special people he was serving with. Written for kink_bingo.

Sleeping Beauty FRT, gen. AU. Summary: Once upon a time, there lived a king named Jack...

Spark FRT-13, John Sheppard/sentient!Atlantis. Summary: John is the only one who can feel it. Written for kink_bingo.

Touch FRT-13, John Sheppard/Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan. Summary: He needs this. They don't understand it, but they still are willing to oblige him. Written for kink_bingo.
The Trust Game FRM, John/Ronon/Teyla. Summary: "It's called the trust game." Written for kink_bingo

Wraithbait FRT-13, gen. Summary: Getting caught by slave traders as Wraithbait. Written for hc_bingo.

Star Trek XI

A Life FRT-13, Spock/McCoy. Summary: It’s a handful of life, blood, sweat and tears, and he is holding it cupped in his hands. Written for kink_bingo.

Harmless FRT-13, gen. Summary: "It's Earth, Spock - what can happen?" Jim had said, and Spock remembered these words as he sat in the waiting area of a small Georgia hospital and waited. For au_bingo.

Hot and Exotic FRM, Spock/McCoy/Kirk. Summary: Shore leave. All Leonard wants to do is get drunk. Written for kink_bingo.

Role Model FRT-13, gen. Summary: Jim Kirk was not afraid of sickbay. What kind of role model would be? Written for hc_bingo.

Seeking Peace FRT-13, gen or pre-slash Bones/Spock. Summary: He was just trying to deal with the destruction of his home planet. Written for hc_bingo.

The Start To Something Beautiful FRT-13, Spock/McCoy. Summary: Six weeks of shore leave meant not seeing Leonard for at least four of them.

Tickle Your Fancy FRT-13, Spock/McCoy. Summary: For Leonard, it's more than just for the satisfaction of his scientific curiosity. Written for kink_bingo.

Star Wars (original trilogy)

Control, And the Loss Thereof FRAO, Han Solo/Luke Skywalker. Summary: “A Jedi,” Luke said, “is always in control.” Han disagrees. And he's out to prove it. Written for rounds_of_kink.

Please FRT-13, Luke Skywalker/Han Solo. Summary: It had taken Han hours to get Luke there. Written for kink_bingo.

Suits

Black Suede Shoes FRM, Mike Ross/Harvey Specter. Summary: Mike falls in love with Harvey's shoes. Written for kink_bingo.

Secret Weapon FRT-13, Mike Ross/Harvey Specter. Summary: Harvey Specter was not a happy man when he had to change out of his suit, but a new discovery quickly changed his mood. Written for kink_bingo.

Wag Your Tail, FRT-13, Mike Ross/Harvey Specter, Summary: It's not the first time Harvey dropped the puppy analogy on him. Written for kink_bingo.

Warehouse 13

Bambi FRT-13, Claudia, Summary: Something is affecting her. Written for
kink_bingo

White Collar

And Yet I Came Everytime You Call FRT-13, Peter/Elizabeth(/Neal). AU, werewolves. Summary: It was a disturbing sight, to see Neal Caffrey so much out of control. For au_bingo.

Don't You Want me FRT-13, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Neal. Summary: El was the single most awesome woman that had ever existed, even before she got Peter this particular present. Written for au_bingo, Warnings: hooker!AU

High Noon FRT-13, Peter/Elizabeth. AU. Summary: When Sheriff Peter Burke needs information, he goes to Neal Caffrey. For au_bingo.

Pretty Con(wo)man FRM, Peter/Neal, Peter/Neal/Elizabeth. Summary: Neal is unbelievable, even undercover. Written for kink_bingo.

Remember FRT-13, Peter/Neal, Peter/Neal/Elizabeth implied. Summary: It's the anniversary of Kate's death. Neal remembers. Written for kink_bingo.

Title: Freeze
Fandom: Grimm
Author: Kathie
Rating: FRT-13
Pairing: implied Monroe/Nick/Juliette
Rating: ...eh? Time loop? *blinks*
Disclaimer: Not mine. If it were...I'm just saying "bad German"...
Summary: Nick gets cursed.
A/Ns: Don't drink and write, kids. For hc_bingo and the prompt "magical trouble". Happy New Year, <3.

( freeze. )

Title: Wraithbait
Author: Kathie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings: gen.
Warnings: none? Um. Slavery?
Rating: FRT-13
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Getting caught by slave traders as Wraithbait.
A/Ns: for hc_bingo, prompt Slaves. Now whose perspective is it? :D

( wraithbait. )

Title: Ten Minutes
Author: mini!me (seriously?)
Fandom: CSI:NY
Pairing: MDD (No, I will not stop. I love this pairing.)
Rating: FRT-13
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Oh, man. Oh man. If those characters were mine, I would...do things. Yes. Things. No more of this "this is the best season ever" stuff. Also, the DVDs would have audio commentaries and more extras. Not that I'm complaining...
Summary: Don's in the hospital.
A/Ns: Written for hc_bingo for the prompt "hospital stay". So I said I wasn't going to finish anything for this and now look at me being idiotically productive on the last day of december. Fuck insomnia.

( ten minutes. )

Title: Seeking Peace
Author: Kathie
Fandom: STXI
Word Count: 1054 words
Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: FRT-13
Pairing: gen (or pre-slash Spock/Bones)
Warnings: none
Summary: He was just trying to deal with the destruction of his home planet.
A/Ns: Written for hc_bingo, prompt "planet destruction". For some reason, I can only just focus on either the h or the c part, but not both, wtf, self?

( seeking peace. )

Title: Breeding
Fandom: Grimm
Pairing: Nick Burckhardt/Monroe
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: not true, not mine, not...er...anything?
A/N: Written as a reply to this prompt on the grimm_kink. 4583 words. Hello, new fandom...

Warnings: knotting

Summary: Knowing he can't get Nick pregnant doesn't stop Monroe from trying.

( breeding. )

Title: Your Name in Blood Across the Heart
Author: kathierif_fic/mistokath13
Fandoms: White Collar, Inception, Supernatural
White Collar Characters Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Inception Characters Arthur, Eames
Supernatural Characters Dean Winchester
Pairings: Eames/Arthur
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 7277
Spoilers: No spoilers for White Collar, and this pretty much ignores anything that might have happened after season 2 of Supernatural
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: White Collar and Inception and Supernatural belong to their respective creators
A/N: well, this was fun :) Written for xover_exchange, as a pinch-hit for chosenfire28 - I have been told that it is a little rushed and more could have been done with it, and that's correct, but I still like it enough to post it without revising it. I'd like to thank the xover_exchange mods for the awesome challenge and especially aurilly for giving this a last-second once-over. Thank you very much!

Summary: When rich art collectors are getting killed mysteriously in their sleep, Neal Caffrey knows exactly who can help with this case and calls Arthur and Eames. The problem is just that their killer is not exactly human...and it wants to kill Neal in his dreams.

( your name in blood across the heart. )

Title: Unpickable Bonds
Author: mistokath13
Fandoms: Hawaii 5-0, White Collar
Fandom 1 Characters Kono Kalakaua, Chin-Ho Kelly, Steve McGarrett, Danny Williams, Lori Weston
Fandom 2 Characters Neal Caffrey
Pairings: Kono Kalakaua/Neal Caffrey
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 7155 words
Spoilers: none; although it is future-fic (No more tracker for Neal)
Warnings: nope
Disclaimer: Not my characters, unfortunately :(
A/N: Thank you to Ginny and Evie, for listening to me try to make sense of it and by making more than a few really really helpful suggestions - without their help, I probably wouldn't have managed to figure this out. And another big thank you for Ginny, again, for the last-minute comma hunting and finding the plotholes. Thank you so much. <3
This was written as my first assignment for xover_exchange 2011 for ariadnes_string.

Summary: Kono promised to teach him how to surf, and Neal wanted to paint her. It's a normal morning after, except with less breakfast in bed and more murder and crime.

( Unpickable Bonds. )

Title: Drunken Detective
Fandom: CSI:NY
Pairing: Mac/Don/Danny
Rating: FRT-13
Disclaimer: not true, not mine, not...er...anything?
Summary: Don and Danny. Drunk.
A/N: For mini_nanowrimo. 445 words or so.

( drunken detective. )