Getting run over by a Space Porsche

Title: The Third Wheel (sometimes it’s necessary)
Author: kathierif_fic
Title: Third Wheel (Sometimes, Three Is Better)
Author: kathierif_fic, for thebigbangjob
Beta(s): mer5 and ginny305 <3 <3 <3
Disclaimer This is a transformative fanwork and no money has been made of it.
Characters/Pairings: Hardison/Eliot, Eliot/Hardison/Parker
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Warnings/spoilers: graphic sex; very vague spoilers for season 4, in the way that it references particularly The Lonely Hearts Job and The Carnival Job.
Word Count: 14,240
Summary: It doesn’t matter what they try to get some time alone, they always get interrupted. Hardison starts to feel suspicious – not even Parker can be so oblivious as to what they are trying to do, or can she?
A/Ns This was written for the reverse big bang on thebigbangjob for the art made by terrorinyertub (here is the link to the artwork!).


( the third wheel (sometimes it’s necessary). )

Title: Freeze
Fandom: Grimm
Author: Kathie
Rating: FRT-13
Pairing: implied Monroe/Nick/Juliette
Rating: ...eh? Time loop? *blinks*
Disclaimer: Not mine. If it were...I'm just saying "bad German"...
Summary: Nick gets cursed.
A/Ns: Don't drink and write, kids. For hc_bingo and the prompt "magical trouble". Happy New Year, <3.

( freeze. )

Title: Ten Minutes
Author: mini!me (seriously?)
Fandom: CSI:NY
Pairing: MDD (No, I will not stop. I love this pairing.)
Rating: FRT-13
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Oh, man. Oh man. If those characters were mine, I would...do things. Yes. Things. No more of this "this is the best season ever" stuff. Also, the DVDs would have audio commentaries and more extras. Not that I'm complaining...
Summary: Don's in the hospital.
A/Ns: Written for hc_bingo for the prompt "hospital stay". So I said I wasn't going to finish anything for this and now look at me being idiotically productive on the last day of december. Fuck insomnia.

( ten minutes. )

Title: Breeding
Fandom: Grimm
Pairing: Nick Burckhardt/Monroe
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: not true, not mine, not...er...anything?
A/N: Written as a reply to this prompt on the grimm_kink. 4583 words. Hello, new fandom...

Warnings: knotting

Summary: Knowing he can't get Nick pregnant doesn't stop Monroe from trying.

( breeding. )

Title: Your Name in Blood Across the Heart
Author: kathierif_fic/mistokath13
Fandoms: White Collar, Inception, Supernatural
White Collar Characters Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Inception Characters Arthur, Eames
Supernatural Characters Dean Winchester
Pairings: Eames/Arthur
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 7277
Spoilers: No spoilers for White Collar, and this pretty much ignores anything that might have happened after season 2 of Supernatural
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: White Collar and Inception and Supernatural belong to their respective creators
A/N: well, this was fun :) Written for xover_exchange, as a pinch-hit for chosenfire28 - I have been told that it is a little rushed and more could have been done with it, and that's correct, but I still like it enough to post it without revising it. I'd like to thank the xover_exchange mods for the awesome challenge and especially aurilly for giving this a last-second once-over. Thank you very much!

Summary: When rich art collectors are getting killed mysteriously in their sleep, Neal Caffrey knows exactly who can help with this case and calls Arthur and Eames. The problem is just that their killer is not exactly human...and it wants to kill Neal in his dreams.

( your name in blood across the heart. )

Title: Drunken Detective
Fandom: CSI:NY
Pairing: Mac/Don/Danny
Rating: FRT-13
Disclaimer: not true, not mine, not...er...anything?
Summary: Don and Danny. Drunk.
A/N: For mini_nanowrimo. 445 words or so.

( drunken detective. )

Title: A Life
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/Bones
Rating: FRT-13
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: It’s a handful of life, blood, sweat and tears, and he is holding it cupped in his hands.
A/N: kink_bingo fic, prompt wildcard: washing/cleaning. 1437 words.
Warnings. Off-screen (off-fic?) death of a non-canon character.

( a life. )

Title: The Trust Game
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Ronon/Teyla
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: “It is called the trust game.”
A/N: kink_bingo fic, prompt sensation play. 1354 words.

( the trust game. )

Title: Wag your Tail
Fandom: Suits
Pairing: Mike Ross/Harvey Specter
Rating: FRT-13
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: It’s not the first time Harvey dropped the puppy analogy on him.
A/N: kink_bingo fic, prompt “humiliation (in public)”. 1188 words. First, I thought I'd combine this with the hc_bingo prompt, but then, I started doubting that this wasn't really hurt or comfort, so I split the two of them again. Yeah, that's my life *shrug*

( wag your tail. )

Title: Prayer
Fandom: CSINY
Pairing: Sheldon Hawkes/Don Flack
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Something about this reminds him of a church, without wanting to be disrespectful.
A/N: kink_bingo fic, prompt “worship”. 761 words.

( prayer. )