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Title: The Greatest Fighter Of Them All
Rating: FRT-13
Fandom: The Hobbit (movie-verse)
Pairing: Dwalin/Thorin
Disclaimer: Not mine. So not mine. No profit made, quite to the contrary.
Summary: Dwalin is Middle-Earth's Chuck Norris and everybody keeps making jokes.
Warnings: AU of the "everybody lives"-kind, mentions some injuries suffered in battle
A/N: This was written for a wonderful prompt on the hobbitkinkmeme here. I really cannot put in words how much fun I had with this prompt, first, the search and selection of Chuck Norris-jokes and then the transformation into Dwalin, son of Fundin-jokes (which some anons and not-anons on the meme did as well, parallel to me, it was awesome).
Also, Dwalin/Thorin. Hello, new pairing I never knew I liked, but which I have written several things for now?
1974 words.
( the greatest fighter of them all. )
Rating: FRT-13
Fandom: The Hobbit (movie-verse)
Pairing: Dwalin/Thorin
Disclaimer: Not mine. So not mine. No profit made, quite to the contrary.
Summary: Dwalin is Middle-Earth's Chuck Norris and everybody keeps making jokes.
Warnings: AU of the "everybody lives"-kind, mentions some injuries suffered in battle
A/N: This was written for a wonderful prompt on the hobbitkinkmeme here. I really cannot put in words how much fun I had with this prompt, first, the search and selection of Chuck Norris-jokes and then the transformation into Dwalin, son of Fundin-jokes (which some anons and not-anons on the meme did as well, parallel to me, it was awesome).
Also, Dwalin/Thorin. Hello, new pairing I never knew I liked, but which I have written several things for now?
1974 words.
( the greatest fighter of them all. )
