Getting run over by a Space Porsche

Title: Survival
Author: kathierif_fic :)
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: FRT-13
Disclaimer: Oh no, not mine.
Summary: Life after the zombie apocalypse.
A/Ns: because I couldn't stop thinking about the age-old question, "What do survivors of a zombie apocalypse eat?" Just a brief drabble-ish thing.

( survival. )

Title: The Greatest Fighter Of Them All
Rating: FRT-13
Fandom: The Hobbit (movie-verse)
Pairing: Dwalin/Thorin
Disclaimer: Not mine. So not mine. No profit made, quite to the contrary.
Summary: Dwalin is Middle-Earth's Chuck Norris and everybody keeps making jokes.
Warnings: AU of the "everybody lives"-kind, mentions some injuries suffered in battle
A/N: This was written for a wonderful prompt on the hobbitkinkmeme here. I really cannot put in words how much fun I had with this prompt, first, the search and selection of Chuck Norris-jokes and then the transformation into Dwalin, son of Fundin-jokes (which some anons and not-anons on the meme did as well, parallel to me, it was awesome).
Also, Dwalin/Thorin. Hello, new pairing I never knew I liked, but which I have written several things for now?
1974 words.

( the greatest fighter of them all. )